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Bloody Pipes. (chapter 4) by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Bloody Pipes. (chapter 4)

Broken Promises...and Ice Cream Unicorns. BEFORE I START. IM SO SORRY I WAS WRITING THIS CHAPTER , MY COMPUTER FUCKED. I AM SO SORRY. I HAVENT UPDATED IN 2 WEEKS. IMMA UPDATE REGULARLY NOW. I PROMISE! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RECAP: There, in front of me, was a boy in nothing but a black tie, black waist apron, a ski mask and goggles, and a voice changer around his neck. He was holding 2 Ice cream cones, and he had a sharp stick..like a unicorn horn, glued onto the forehead of the ski mask. From the angle he was at..I also saw he was completely naked. Except for those things. I just gave him a very, very confused look as he sat down across from me.

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Bloody Pipes. (chapter 4) by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Bloody Pipes. (chapter 4)

Bloody Pipes (Bully!Russia)3 by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Bloody Pipes (Bully!Russia)3

Can you keep a secret..? "Why are you so bruised?!" Mei repeated, and I quickly slipped my shirt back on. "n-nothing!" I replied quickly, backing up a bit. Mei took a step closer. "If you don't tell me, Tanna..I'll call for senpai!" she threatened, and I shook my head. "n-no!Nonono! I'll explain! Just don't tell anyone!" I whispered furiously, and she smiled, nodding. So I quickly explained my situation, she nodded slowly, then frowned. "It's bad to keep those things inside and not tell anyone!" She almost yelled, ad I winced. "I know..I know...just..promise me, okay?" I held my pinky out for her, and she looked at it, as if contemplating i

Bloody Pipes (Bully!Russia) 2 by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Bloody Pipes (Bully!Russia) 2

The next step of bullying. "Pryvet.." Alarm bells rang in my head, I would have said something,..but his hand was over my mouth. I started hyperventilating, calming down when he let me go, keeping his hand on my arm so I couldn't run, though. I turned around, looking at him. "w-what do you want?" I asked, not caring anymore if he saw my fear. Ivan stayed silent, just looking at me. I felt his grip loosen, and I took that moment to bolt. I yanked myself from his grip, almost smacking into a wall, but running off. "hey!" I heard him yell, and I knew he was running after me. "shitshitshitshitshitshit!" I felt tears spring to my eyes as I ran.

Bloody Pipes.(Bully!Russia)Just Another Damn Day. by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Bloody Pipes.(Bully!Russia)Just Another Damn Day.

" NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEE" I was screaming, clinging onto the sheets of my bed. My best friends Lovino and Yao were trying to drag me out of bed. I had been skipping school for the past few days, and I couldn't do it anymore, or my grades would be history.,even though I'm usually an A+ student with at least 1 or 2 Bs. "God dammit ragazza you're going to school! If that jackass messes with you then just ignore it!" Lovino yelled, getting Yao to help physically yank me out of my bed, I was NOT moving. "You know he just wants a reaction, aru!" Yao let go of my legs, walking over by my head. "I DON'T CAAAAARE-eh?" I looked up at him a

Tana~po~lis~ Chapter 1 by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Tana~po~lis~ Chapter 1

"DAAAAAAAAD--" I whined, in America's doorway, He made me gte up early, no way in hell he gets off scot free! Well, America isnt my REAL dad..same as Hungary isn't my real mom, but I call them that anyway.I'm attached to them both, and they think of me as family, too!I stay with America, because Hungary lives with Austria, and I don't want to be a bother."Nnf.." I heard America mumble, and I grinned. "Oh it is on.." I grinned and ran out of the room, getting the essentials I needed, a few minutes later, I took a deep breath, and screeched, not a normal screech, but like an earsplitting banshee screech, I heard a yell, a few bumps, and footste

Memories P.2 (Romours Reader) by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Memories P.2 (Romours Reader)

"..Why didn't she say ciao..?" Romano was confused,and upset,why didn't Tours say hi?They haven't seen eachother in about 10,a bit over 10 Years! They were best friends..maybe she didn't recognize him...? Even though it was obvious..he had the same hairstyle,and of course that ridiculous curl on the right side of his head, he got lost in memories,but he snapped out of it by Greece's laughter,and Turkey's screams as a table flew towards him "What the hell..?" Romano asked himself,confused.America,who was laughing to no end looked at Romanoo,tears in his eyes from laughing so much. "Dude! Turkey soo like got all up in that chick's grill

Memories. p.1 (Romours reader) by TheRealParisBonnefoy, literature

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Memories. p.1 (Romours reader)

(For those that don't know what Romours is, its Romano X Tours. For all those Romours shipping nuts in the Hetalia rp~ :3) -Chibi Times- " Romano! Over here!" Tours smiled,running towards her friend. "Ciao Tours!" Romano smiled back,stopping in front of her. "Romano...I'm really,really sorry..." Tours looked down, tearing up. "Tours,what do you mean..?" Romano looked at her,confused,then looked at the man coming up behind her "Tours,come on. We have to go. NOW." Romano could only watch as Tours was dragged away....then of course...many years later, at a world conference... Tours stepped into the world conference room,Romano looked up,having

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Confession Mixups ~ Kankri x Reader by therandomnamelesskid, literature

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Confession Mixups ~ Kankri x Reader

TRIGGER WARNING: KARKATS MOUTH (SWEARING) Reader be (y/n) Your name is (f/n)(l/n) and you, currently, are bored out of your skull. It is a humid summer afternoon and seeing as the weather was stiff you were wearing a (f/c) tank top and khaki shorts. You glance around your room wondering whether or not to do something productive today and if so, with what. Your eyes stopped on your laptop. Should you message your friends? Nah. You had, around breakfast, came home from having a rom-com marathon with Karkat and you were pretty socially exhausted. Your feet swung off the bed and you proceeded to lazily swing your legs back and forth, rhythmical

Newest Obsession Male!BelarusXReader by MidnightShadows24, literature

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9 hours, 57 minutes, and 4 seconds. That was how long the platinum blonde had been sitting against the wall, living in his thoughts, a bottle of vodka held loosely in his hand. He'd first gotten into the alcoholic drink when he found out it was big sister Russia's favorite. She had been his obsession at the time, and thus, he'd done whatever he could to forge a connection with her. Of course, she wasn't his obsession now, but his addiction to vodka wasn't going to fade away anytime soon. And the fact that he couldn't stop thinking about you certainly wasn't helping. His chest tightened as he thought about you. You were his current obsessio

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"Arthur! Alfred! You guys have to come see this," you urgently shouted. Your eyes still glued to the large screen in front of you. "Love what is it?" Arthur asked as he came into the room. He leaned himself against the back of the couch as he awaited his answer. "You called for the hero?" Alfred joked as he plopped himself onto the couch beside you. He swung an arm on your shoulders and gleefully smiled. "This guy on the news is saying he went to a different world," you scoffed with disbelief. "Apparently he was grabbed through a mirror in the middle of the night. Although he was beaten up pretty badly. Then again he was probably using LSD

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TheRealParisBonnefoy

Apr 6, 2014

Hey I moved

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Ye I moved! You can find me at ~SakraiKillsWCupcakes (https://www.deviantart.com/sakraikillswcupcakes)

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TheRealParisBonnefoy

Mar 14, 2014

Wowie well look at that

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There are five days until my birthday again. Yep, on the 19th I'll be one year older officially. jeezus i'm getting old yep just so old man But seriously though I want to say something This past year I have improved so much in not only my personality but my art, too! I have actually a few people to thank for that... Literally everyone in SuperHetaliaRP guys really thank you so much<3 Catherine. This girl saved my life so many times. <3 Her and her sister Bailey, I just want to thank you so much, even though I think I annoyed you away ^^" still, thank you. Mercy. Mercy is amazing <3 I love her so much, she's a sweet heart. At

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TheRealParisBonnefoy

Oct 11, 2013

Fucking Haters. Damn

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So, I just read a rant about how Hetalia is SOOO inaccurate on it's History, and that Himaruya should have a history book shoves up his ass. This deviant, not going to say names, because 1. That's just bad to bash on a certain person, no matter what. and 2., that's mean to be all "OH SO AND SO IS SO STUPID TEEHEE HE/SHE KNOWS NUTHING--'' And shit, so yea. :l BUt she basically said all hetalia fans hate or know nothing about history, and should be gutted and thrown out of humanity. but, seriously guys. it's okay to go on a rant about hw you may think Hetalia sucks, but really? Claiming, in words, that "Anyone who likes hetalia should just be